Blue Monkey Dick Feminized Seeds

Blue Monkey Dick is a feminized hybrid that crosses Blue Dream with Monkey Dick, itself a cross of Chunky Monkey and Moby Dick. It is an original Lighthouse Genetics cross by Macs_Budz, who selected it over generations and stabilized it before release. Growers who have smoked it find it very potent: it hits hard, then creeps up on you. It is an easy, forgiving grow that flowers in about 8 to 10 weeks indoors.

History & lineage

Blue Monkey Dick is Mac’s cross of Blue Dream with Monkey Dick. His Blue Dream is the same strain as the one TJ’s Organic Gardens entered at the 2014 High Times US Cannabis Cup in Seattle, where it placed 2nd for Medical Sativa. Blue Dream is a cross of Blueberry and Haze, and Leafly dates its reported introduction in Santa Cruz, California, to around 2003. Leafly also says it has since achieved legendary status among West Coast strains. We carry Blue Dream seeds on their own too.

Monkey Dick, the other parent, crosses Chunky Monkey with Moby Dick. It isn’t Mac’s own creation, and we haven’t found a public record of who first made it. Moby Dick was originally bred by Dinafem Seeds from Haze and White Widow; Dinafem says it stretches hard once flowering starts and named it after Melville’s whale. Published lineages for Chunky Monkey disagree, so we don’t list its parents.

Don’t mix the names up: Monkey Dick and Blue Monkey Dick are separate strains, and Blue Dream is what sets Mac’s cross apart. Lighthouse Genetics also converted Monkey Dick to an autoflower, sold as Monkey Dick Autoflower.

Aroma & flavour

Growers describe a berry-forward nose on Blue Monkey Dick: blueberry sweetness, citrus peel, tropical fruit and ripe banana, with earth and pine underneath and a creamy finish. Several of those notes run in its family. For Blue Dream, Leafly users most often report blueberry, sweet and berry flavours, then earthy; for Moby Dick, on the Monkey Dick side, they most often report citrus, then earthy and sweet. Leafly’s lab data puts myrcene and pinene at the top of Blue Dream’s terpenes, and our guide to cannabis terpenes explains what each one adds.

Effects, as users report them

Growers who have smoked Blue Monkey Dick call it very potent: it comes on hard, then keeps creeping up, so give it time before you go back for more. Leafly has no user reports for Blue Monkey Dick, so the boxes show Leafly users’ reports for Blue Dream, one of its parents, most common first. On the Monkey Dick side, Moby Dick’s users most often report feeling euphoric, happy and uplifted, though a cross won’t always feel like either side of its family. Dry mouth and dry eyes are the downsides Blue Dream and Moby Dick users name most, followed by paranoia. How it feels depends on the person and the dose, so if you are new to cannabis, start with a small amount.

Growing Blue Monkey Dick

Blue Monkey Dick is a feminized photoperiod plant: it keeps vegetating until the light drops to 12 hours a day indoors, or until the days shorten outdoors. Expect about 8 to 10 weeks of flowering indoors, and outdoors in the Northern Hemisphere it is done by mid October. Our seed-to-harvest timeline shows how that fits a whole grow.

Growers find it easy and forgiving. As a guide, expect indoor yields of about 450–600 g/m² (1.5–2.0 oz/ft²), 500–700 g (18–25 oz) per plant outdoors, and plants of roughly 100–140 cm (3.3–4.6 ft). Topping early or low-stress training keeps the canopy even under lights. The buds come in dense and chunky with very heavy resin, good for hash, and some plants show purple in cool weather. Dense buds hold moisture, so keep air moving in late flower; our guide to bud rot covers what to watch for.

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