Price range: CA$35.00 through CA$95.00
Neptunes Wedding by Lighthouse Genetics is a potent photoperiod hybrid with THC levels up to 28%. Bred from Alien Technology and Wedding Cake, it produces large, resin-rich buds with earthy pine and sweet vanilla flavor, ideal for experienced consumers seeking strength and depth.
Tell Us What Think Of This. Leave a Review at the bottom of page.
• Genetics: Alien Technology × Wedding Cake
• Type: Feminized Photoperiod
• THC: 28%
• CBD: <1%
• Flowering Time: 9–10 weeks
• Yield: High
• Best For: Indoor, greenhouse, or well-managed outdoor grows
• Grow Difficulty: Moderate – Requires careful humidity control during late flower to avoid mold due to dense bud sites.
Neptunes Wedding Feminized Seeds, an exclusive creation by Lighthouse Genetics, born from the stellar fusion of Alien Technology and Wedding Cake — two iconic strains known for their intensity, resilience, and unmistakable terpene profiles. Alien Technology contributes a mysterious Afghan heritage, renowned for dense trichome coverage, landrace sturdiness, and deeply sedative effects. Wedding Cake, a descendant of Girl Scout Cookies and Cherry Pie, adds a layer of sweetness, elevated THC content, and modern bag appeal. Together, these genetics form a well-balanced hybrid with a strong indica lean, featuring heavy resin output, towering colas, and effects that are as euphoric as they are physically calming.
This strain develops tall, upright plants with vigorous lateral branching. The flower structure is tight and bulbous, producing thick, sticky colas drenched in glistening trichomes. Buds range in color from light green to deeper olive, accented with flashes of violet in cooler temps and rusty orange pistils curling out from beneath the frost.
As flowers mature, Neptunes Wedding Feminized Seeds gives off a layered bouquet of earthy pine, herbal musk, and vanilla frosting. Its terpene intensity ramps up late in flower, often requiring odor control indoors. The scent is simultaneously grounding and sweet.
The flavor follows the aroma with remarkable fidelity: a smooth inhale of pine and earth, followed by a sweet exhale with creamy vanilla and faint peppery undertones.
With THC levels reaching 28%, Neptunes Wedding is not a casual smoke. Effects hit fast with cerebral lift, followed by a full-body relaxation that soothes tension, making it ideal for evening use or creative reflection. At higher doses, couchlock and time distortion are common.
Neptunes Wedding may provide relief for chronic pain, stress, insomnia, and appetite loss. Its relaxing body effects and clear-headed mental lift are suitable for mood disorders.
Neptunes Wedding Feminized Seeds is a photoperiod feminized strain thrives indoors and in sun-rich outdoor gardens. Topping, LST, and SCROG techniques are recommended. Maintain RH at 45–50% in flower. Heavy feeder; use extra calcium and magnesium. Flush thoroughly before harvest.
Dominant terpenes include Myrcene, Pinene, and Limonene. Myrcene adds herbal relaxation, Pinene sharp pine notes and mental clarity, and Limonene introduces sweet citrus brightness and mood elevation.
Cement Shoes is a true end-of-day strain. Grew dense and frosty with that creamy, citrusy funk. The high sinks in slow and deep—heavy body stone, quiet mind, and zero motivation to move. Great for sleep, pain, or just vibing in silence. If you need a reset, this one delivers.
This strain is not for lightweights. Grew like a champ—sticky, dense, and loud as hell. Smells like pine, earth, and a little pepper. Smoked half a joint and suddenly I’m telling my plants I love them. Full-body stone, zero stress, eyes halfway closed. If you’re looking for couch-lock with flavor, this is your boss strain.
Fat Bastard Auto is an absolute beast—short and chunky, with huge resin-packed buds that smell like skunky citrus mixed with sweet earth. One joint and I was done—full-body melt, couch-lock, the whole package. If you want a heavy-hitting auto, this one’s it. Big yield, big flavor, big chill.
Fat Bastard Auto is an absolute beast—short and chunky, with huge resin-packed buds that smell like skunky citrus mixed with sweet earth. One joint and I was done—full-body melt, couch-lock, the whole package. If you want a heavy-hitting auto, this one’s it. Big yield, big flavor, big chill.
Neptune’s Wedding is on a whole different level. Grows chunky, stanky, and coated in crystals like it got hit with space dust. The smell is sweet, creamy, and earthy with a funky twist. High hits smooth and deep—head in the clouds, body locked in orbit. Easily one of the best I’ve grown. Total top-shelf.
Blueberry Kush is straight-up flavor therapy. Grew low and bushy with fat, resinous buds that smelled like sweet berries and fresh earth. Smooth, tasty smoke with a slow-building body high that melted my stress away. Perfect for nighttime chillouts. Tastes as good as it looks.
Blue Monkey Dick blew me away. The flavor is wild — like blueberry jam mixed with creamy banana and citrus funk. Super smooth smoke, no harshness at all. The high starts uplifting and social, then melts into a calming, chilled-out vibe without couchlock. It smells insanely fruity and the buds are super frosty and dense. Grew this one indoors and it stacked thick with barely any gaps between nodes. Definitely a new favorite — hats off to Lighthouse Genetics for this beast!
Didnt hear much about this strain, but i tried it anyway. Very Nice! the plant had very dense buds and the smoke was amazing.
Monkey Dick Auto from Lighthouse Genetics was a straight banger. Grew short and bushy but packed on fat, sticky buds that smelled like tropical fruit punch with a little skunk on the back end. The high smacked me goofy—happy, giggly, and then fully couch-blasted. Easily one of the loudest strains I’ve run. Total vibe.
Mazar Auto brought that classic Afghan calm, but in a quick and tidy grow. Stayed low, super frosty, and smelled like earth, spice, and warm hash. The high is mellow, grounding, and peaceful—great for pain, sleep, or just tuning out the noise. Zero anxiety. Just pure comfort.
