Price range: CA$35.00 through CA$95.00
Neptunes Wedding by Lighthouse Genetics is a potent photoperiod hybrid with THC levels up to 28%. Bred from Alien Technology and Wedding Cake, it produces large, resin-rich buds with earthy pine and sweet vanilla flavor, ideal for experienced consumers seeking strength and depth.
• Genetics: Alien Technology × Wedding Cake
• Type: Feminized Photoperiod
• THC: 28%
• CBD: <1%
• Flowering Time: 9–10 weeks
• Yield: High
• Best For: Indoor, greenhouse, or well-managed outdoor grows
• Grow Difficulty: Moderate – Requires careful humidity control during late flower to avoid mold due to dense bud sites.
Neptunes Wedding Feminized Seeds, an exclusive creation by Lighthouse Genetics, born from the stellar fusion of Alien Technology and Wedding Cake — two iconic strains known for their intensity, resilience, and unmistakable terpene profiles. Alien Technology contributes a mysterious Afghan heritage, renowned for dense trichome coverage, landrace sturdiness, and deeply sedative effects. Wedding Cake, a descendant of Girl Scout Cookies and Cherry Pie, adds a layer of sweetness, elevated THC content, and modern bag appeal. Together, these genetics form a well-balanced hybrid with a strong indica lean, featuring heavy resin output, towering colas, and effects that are as euphoric as they are physically calming.
This strain develops tall, upright plants with vigorous lateral branching. The flower structure is tight and bulbous, producing thick, sticky colas drenched in glistening trichomes. Buds range in color from light green to deeper olive, accented with flashes of violet in cooler temps and rusty orange pistils curling out from beneath the frost.
As flowers mature, Neptunes Wedding Feminized Seeds gives off a layered bouquet of earthy pine, herbal musk, and vanilla frosting. Its terpene intensity ramps up late in flower, often requiring odor control indoors. The scent is simultaneously grounding and sweet.
The flavor follows the aroma with remarkable fidelity: a smooth inhale of pine and earth, followed by a sweet exhale with creamy vanilla and faint peppery undertones.
With THC levels reaching 28%, Neptunes Wedding is not a casual smoke. Effects hit fast with cerebral lift, followed by a full-body relaxation that soothes tension, making it ideal for evening use or creative reflection. At higher doses, couchlock and time distortion are common.
Neptunes Wedding may provide relief for chronic pain, stress, insomnia, and appetite loss. Its relaxing body effects and clear-headed mental lift are suitable for mood disorders.
Neptunes Wedding Feminized Seeds is a photoperiod feminized strain thrives indoors and in sun-rich outdoor gardens. Topping, LST, and SCROG techniques are recommended. Maintain RH at 45–50% in flower. Heavy feeder; use extra calcium and magnesium. Flush thoroughly before harvest.
Dominant terpenes include Myrcene, Pinene, and Limonene. Myrcene adds herbal relaxation, Pinene sharp pine notes and mental clarity, and Limonene introduces sweet citrus brightness and mood elevation.
Super Skunk Kush fem was easy to grow, stacked up dense buds, and had that deep, funky skunk smell with a kushy earth finish. The smoke is strong—heavy body high, mellow mind, perfect for late evenings or stress relief. Solid all-around indica.
Gelato Auto grew dense, frosty buds with a crazy dessert-like smell—sweet cream, citrus, and a little earthy funk. The smoke is smooth and flavorful, and the high is happy and relaxing without being too heavy. Great for afternoons or winding down after work.
Jack Herer came out tall, frosty, and loud—smelled like lemons and fresh pine the whole way through. The high is electric in the best way—clear, focused, and uplifting. Perfect for mornings, hikes, or getting stuff done. Zero burnout, just pure, happy energy.
Blue Monkey Dick from Lighthouse Genetics is the real deal. Grew thick, frosty buds that smelled like a blueberry smoothie mixed with a little tropical funk. The flavor is unreal—sweet berries, banana, and a creamy citrus twist. The high starts bright and happy, then slides into a chill body buzz that doesn’t knock you out unless you overdo it. Great for any time of day, and the bag appeal is next level.
Blueberry Kush fem grew beautifully—compact structure, heavy buds, and a strong blueberry aroma that got sweeter during cure. Smoke is smooth and flavorful, with a deep body stone that melts away stress. Perfect evening strain. Zero complaints, just pure chill.
This strain is one of the most flavorful strain i have ever grown. The high is on mark and very relaxing.
I order a 5 pack of Monkey Dick auto flower seeds,They all germinated and grew absolutely great! I was able to get just over 8.5 Oz out of these, The plants could have been bigger but wow the final result was so perfect!
I love this strain, grows easy and produces. cant wait for these Auto’s
Sugar Black Rose was gorgeous to grow—deep green leaves, thick colas, and that sweet floral aroma just kept getting louder. The high is smooth and relaxing—melts your muscles and clears your head. Great nighttime strain, perfect for winding down. Sweet on the nose, soft on the brain.
Jack Herer is a true daytime classic. Grew with strong sativa traits—tall, light green buds, citrusy and herbal aroma. The high is sharp, energizing, and totally clear-headed. Great for creative work or staying social without the paranoia. There’s a reason this strain has history—it earns it.
