Price range: $35.00 through $95.00
Neptunes Wedding by Lighthouse Genetics is a potent photoperiod hybrid with THC levels up to 28%. Bred from Alien Technology and Wedding Cake, it produces large, resin-rich buds with earthy pine and sweet vanilla flavor, ideal for experienced consumers seeking strength and depth.
I first came across Neptune’s Wedding on Reddit after someone recommended giving it a shot—and wow, am I ever glad I did. This plant grows big and bold, absolutely coated in trichomes. The smoke? Silky smooth on the inhale… but don’t be fooled—the exhale packs a serious punch. At first, I wasn’t sure what to expect… and then it hit me like a freight train. Total kick in the teeth—in the best possible way. Exactly as advertised.
• Genetics: Alien Technology × Wedding Cake
• Type: Feminized Photoperiod
• THC: 28%
• CBD: <1%
• Flowering Time: 9–10 weeks
• Yield: High
• Best For: Indoor, greenhouse, or well-managed outdoor grows
• Grow Difficulty: Moderate – Requires careful humidity control during late flower to avoid mold due to dense bud sites.
Neptunes Wedding Feminized Seeds, an exclusive creation by Lighthouse Genetics, born from the stellar fusion of Alien Technology and Wedding Cake — two iconic strains known for their intensity, resilience, and unmistakable terpene profiles. Alien Technology contributes a mysterious Afghan heritage, renowned for dense trichome coverage, landrace sturdiness, and deeply sedative effects. Wedding Cake, a descendant of Girl Scout Cookies and Cherry Pie, adds a layer of sweetness, elevated THC content, and modern bag appeal. Together, these genetics form a well-balanced hybrid with a strong indica lean, featuring heavy resin output, towering colas, and effects that are as euphoric as they are physically calming.
This strain develops tall, upright plants with vigorous lateral branching. The flower structure is tight and bulbous, producing thick, sticky colas drenched in glistening trichomes. Buds range in color from light green to deeper olive, accented with flashes of violet in cooler temps and rusty orange pistils curling out from beneath the frost.
As flowers mature, Neptunes Wedding Feminized Seeds gives off a layered bouquet of earthy pine, herbal musk, and vanilla frosting. Its terpene intensity ramps up late in flower, often requiring odor control indoors. The scent is simultaneously grounding and sweet.
The flavor follows the aroma with remarkable fidelity: a smooth inhale of pine and earth, followed by a sweet exhale with creamy vanilla and faint peppery undertones.
With THC levels reaching 28%, Neptunes Wedding is not a casual smoke. Effects hit fast with cerebral lift, followed by a full-body relaxation that soothes tension, making it ideal for evening use or creative reflection. At higher doses, couchlock and time distortion are common.
Neptunes Wedding may provide relief for chronic pain, stress, insomnia, and appetite loss. Its relaxing body effects and clear-headed mental lift are suitable for mood disorders.
Neptunes Wedding Feminized Seeds is a photoperiod feminized strain thrives indoors and in sun-rich outdoor gardens. Topping, LST, and SCROG techniques are recommended. Maintain RH at 45–50% in flower. Heavy feeder; use extra calcium and magnesium. Flush thoroughly before harvest.
Dominant terpenes include Myrcene, Pinene, and Limonene. Myrcene adds herbal relaxation, Pinene sharp pine notes and mental clarity, and Limonene introduces sweet citrus brightness and mood elevation.
Didnt hear much about this strain, but i tried it anyway. Very Nice! the plant had very dense buds and the smoke was amazing.
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