Price range: CA$35.00 through CA$95.00
Neptunes Wedding by Lighthouse Genetics is a potent photoperiod hybrid with THC levels up to 28%. Bred from Alien Technology and Wedding Cake, it produces large, resin-rich buds with earthy pine and sweet vanilla flavor, ideal for experienced consumers seeking strength and depth.
Neptune’s Wedding is on a whole different level. Grows chunky, stanky, and coated in crystals like it got hit with space dust. The smell is sweet, creamy, and earthy with a funky twist. High hits smooth and deep—head in the clouds, body locked in orbit. Easily one of the best I’ve grown. Total top-shelf.
I first came across Neptune’s Wedding on Reddit after someone recommended giving it a shot—and wow, am I ever glad I did. This plant grows big and bold, absolutely coated in trichomes. The smoke? Silky smooth on the inhale… but don’t be fooled—the exhale packs a serious punch. At first, I wasn’t sure what to expect… and then it hit me like a freight train. Total kick in the teeth—in the best possible way. Exactly as advertised.
• Genetics: Alien Technology × Wedding Cake
• Type: Feminized Photoperiod
• THC: 28%
• CBD: <1%
• Flowering Time: 9–10 weeks
• Yield: High
• Best For: Indoor, greenhouse, or well-managed outdoor grows
• Grow Difficulty: Moderate – Requires careful humidity control during late flower to avoid mold due to dense bud sites.
Neptunes Wedding Feminized Seeds, an exclusive creation by Lighthouse Genetics, born from the stellar fusion of Alien Technology and Wedding Cake — two iconic strains known for their intensity, resilience, and unmistakable terpene profiles. Alien Technology contributes a mysterious Afghan heritage, renowned for dense trichome coverage, landrace sturdiness, and deeply sedative effects. Wedding Cake, a descendant of Girl Scout Cookies and Cherry Pie, adds a layer of sweetness, elevated THC content, and modern bag appeal. Together, these genetics form a well-balanced hybrid with a strong indica lean, featuring heavy resin output, towering colas, and effects that are as euphoric as they are physically calming.
This strain develops tall, upright plants with vigorous lateral branching. The flower structure is tight and bulbous, producing thick, sticky colas drenched in glistening trichomes. Buds range in color from light green to deeper olive, accented with flashes of violet in cooler temps and rusty orange pistils curling out from beneath the frost.
As flowers mature, Neptunes Wedding Feminized Seeds gives off a layered bouquet of earthy pine, herbal musk, and vanilla frosting. Its terpene intensity ramps up late in flower, often requiring odor control indoors. The scent is simultaneously grounding and sweet.
The flavor follows the aroma with remarkable fidelity: a smooth inhale of pine and earth, followed by a sweet exhale with creamy vanilla and faint peppery undertones.
With THC levels reaching 28%, Neptunes Wedding is not a casual smoke. Effects hit fast with cerebral lift, followed by a full-body relaxation that soothes tension, making it ideal for evening use or creative reflection. At higher doses, couchlock and time distortion are common.
Neptunes Wedding may provide relief for chronic pain, stress, insomnia, and appetite loss. Its relaxing body effects and clear-headed mental lift are suitable for mood disorders.
Neptunes Wedding Feminized Seeds is a photoperiod feminized strain thrives indoors and in sun-rich outdoor gardens. Topping, LST, and SCROG techniques are recommended. Maintain RH at 45–50% in flower. Heavy feeder; use extra calcium and magnesium. Flush thoroughly before harvest.
Dominant terpenes include Myrcene, Pinene, and Limonene. Myrcene adds herbal relaxation, Pinene sharp pine notes and mental clarity, and Limonene introduces sweet citrus brightness and mood elevation.
Banana Kush fem grew medium height, strong branches, and dense frosty colas. The smell was amazing—sweet banana mixed with earthy kush. Smoke is smooth, tasty, and relaxing, with a mellow but powerful body buzz. Perfect for evenings or stress relief.
This strain is potent. Bubba Kush came out with fat, sticky colas and a strong earthy smell. Smokes smooth but hits hard—instant body melt and heavy eyes. Within 20 minutes I was out cold with snacks on my lap. A knockout classic.
Skywalker fem grew tall and frosty with thick, sticky colas. Aroma was earthy with a touch of pine and spice. The high is deeply relaxing, full-body, and long-lasting—perfect for evenings or knocking out stress. Definitely a solid indica for the stash.
White Rhino grew stocky and strong, just like you’d expect from an indica-dominant strain. The buds were frosty, sticky, and carried a sharp earthy-pine smell. The smoke is heavy, relaxing, and long-lasting—total body melt with a calm, clear mind. Perfect nighttime strain.
Acapulco Gold fem grew tall and strong—classic sativa stretch, long golden colas, and a sweet, earthy aroma with hints of honey and spice. The smoke is smooth, uplifting, and long-lasting. High is clear, energetic, and happy—perfect for daytime or social sessions. A true old-school legend that still shines.
This one had my grow tent reeking halfway through flower. Frosty buds, easy trim, and a flavor that blends fruity skunk with lemon haze spice. The high is a mix of clear, energetic focus and mellow euphoria—hits strong but not overwhelming. Solid hybrid that makes you want to laugh, move, and then chill.
Super Skunk Silver Haze is a wild combo—sweet funky skunk on the nose with that zesty haze kick. Grew tall but manageable, with long, sticky colas that smelled like citrus and musk. The high is uplifting and talkative, with just enough body buzz to keep you grounded. Perfect for daytime hangs or creative sessions.
Mazar Auto grew short, sturdy, and super frosty. The buds smelled earthy and spicy with that old-school hash aroma. The smoke is smooth, heavy, and relaxing—perfect for sleep or unwinding after work. Easy grow, reliable results, no stress.
Blue Monkey Dick stacked up dense, frosty buds that reeked of berries, bananas, and a little citrus funk. The smoke is smooth and sweet, and the high is balanced—uplifting at first, then heavy enough to chill you out. A strain that tastes as good as it hits.
By week 7, this strain reeked so good my friends could smell it from the driveway. Sticky, frosty buds with a funky-sweet flavor. The high hits hard and fast—body melts, brain drifts, and the couch starts looking like the best place on earth. Absolute knockout strain.
