Price range: $35.00 through $95.00
Monkey Dick Autoflower Seeds is a resilient and aromatic strain known for its rich terpene profile and dependable harvests. Ideal for growers seeking quality without compromise.
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• Genetics: Hybrid Lineage
• Type: Balanced Hybrid Auto-flowering
• THC: 18–25%
• CBD: <1%
• Flowering Time: 8–10 weeks
• Yield: Medium to High
• Best For: Indoor, greenhouse, or outdoor climates with moderate humidity
• Grow Difficulty: Challenging – Sensitive to stress and environmental fluctuation during flowering stage.
Monkey Dick Autoflower Seeds inherits its traits from a combination of classic cannabis parents, delivering a robust hybrid with balanced physical and mental effects. The strain’s lineage provides both structure and stability, allowing it to perform well in a variety of growing environments while producing flavorful, potent buds.
This strain often features dense buds with vibrant green hues and rich orange pistils. A thick layer of trichomes gives the flowers a frosted appearance, making them highly appealing to connoisseurs.
Expect a powerful aroma with hints of citrus, pine, and earthy spice. As it matures, the scent becomes more pronounced, often requiring adequate ventilation indoors.
The flavor is layered and satisfying, combining sweet, fruity notes with a slightly herbal or peppery finish. It’s a favorite among those who appreciate complex terpene profiles.
Balanced and enduring, the effects start with a cerebral uplift before melting into a calming body stone. It’s suitable for a variety of occasions—from creative work to winding down.
Users report relief from stress, anxiety, muscle pain, and sleep issues. Its gentle onset and steady high make it suitable for therapeutic use throughout the day or evening.
Monkey Dick Autoflower Seeds grows efficiently indoors or out, with manageable nutrient demands and solid disease resistance. Best results come from moderate feeding, stable temps (20–26°C), and RH around 50% during flower. Growers should allow for light pruning or LST to encourage airflow around buds and prevent mold.
Outdoor grows benefit from early season starts in sunny locations with dry fall weather. Harvest typically falls in early October, with yields increasing when plants receive full-day sun and root space.
Common terpenes include Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Limonene—each contributing to its aroma, flavor, and relaxing effect profile.
I order a 5 pack of Monkey Dick auto flower seeds,They all germinated and grew absolutely great! I was able to get just over 8.5 Oz out of these, The plants could have been bigger but wow the final result was so perfect!
Monkey Dick Auto from Lighthouse Genetics was a straight banger. Grew short and bushy but packed on fat, sticky buds that smelled like tropical fruit punch with a little skunk on the back end. The high smacked me goofy—happy, giggly, and then fully couch-blasted. Easily one of the loudest strains I’ve run. Total vibe.
Great plant, awesome genetics thanks Mac_Budz!
The Monkey dick auto flower was one if not the most trichome heavy strain I’ve grown to date.
Very forgiving plant to grow, so it’s a good starters plant if your just getting Into growing.
Took about 14 weeks from seed to harvest.
Pulled close to 3.5 oz dry weight off the one plant harvest so it’s a nice higher yielding auto flower.
Definitely will grow again. Can not speak on the elevation properties yet as it going to sit and cure for a few months before partaking.
Huge 10/10 to lighthousegenetics
