Price range: $35.00 through $95.00
Blue Monkey Dick is a balanced hybrid bred by Lighthouse Genetics, combining Blue Dream, Chunky Monkey, and Moby Dick. With dense, sugar-coated buds and a loud fruity-berry aroma, it delivers a potent yet smooth experience loved by cultivators and connoisseurs alike.
Ordered this neast last time and having another this time. Had 2 complete different phenos so far. And let me tell you best of both worlds. Have a couple beans left that are taking a bath as we speak. Always great genetics from lighthouse. And a great person behind the name. Thanks lighthouse genetics.
• Genetics: Blue Dream × Chunky Monkey × Moby Dick
• Type: Balanced Hybrid (Feminized Photoperiod)
• THC: 24%
• CBD: <1%
• Flowering Time: 8–10 weeks
• Yield: Medium to High
• Best For: Indoor, greenhouse, or outdoor grows with consistent light schedules
• Grow Difficulty: Easy – This strain has strong stress resistance and flourishes under most growing conditions.
Bred exclusively by Lighthouse Genetics, Blue Monkey Dick represents a bold and unique blend of elite genetics. Its backbone is Blue Dream, a sativa-dominant legend known for sweet blueberry aromas and balanced cerebral effects. This merges with Chunky Monkey, a heavy-hitting hybrid that brings density, potency, and nutty-fruit undertones. The final parent, Moby Dick, adds explosive growth vigor and high THC content — itself a descendant of Haze and White Widow. The resulting cross is a balanced hybrid that reflects the best traits of all three: intense flavor, vigorous growth, and a powerful, long-lasting high.
Blue Monkey Dick forms dense, chunky buds with minimal internodal spacing and broad calyx development. Trichomes begin frosting the surface by week four and continue stacking, creating a glistening sugar-coated appearance by harvest. The buds typically display deep green hues with violet highlights under cooler temps, contrasted by copper-orange pistils and heavy resin coverage that signals potency.
This strain announces itself loudly in flower — opening with a wave of berry-forward sweetness layered with undertones of citrus peel and ripe tropical fruit. On closer inspection, you’ll catch traces of earthy pine and a subtle creamy backdrop. The nose is unmistakably fruity and pungent, a signature inherited from Blue Dream and enhanced by Moby Dick’s Haze-forward character.
Expect a vibrant flavor profile led by blueberry, berry jam, and ripe banana on the inhale, transitioning to creamy citrus, earthy spice, and a faintly herbal finish on exhale. Vaporization draws out more of the sweet berry-lime character, while combustion leans into a smooth, syrupy funk that leaves a sticky impression on the palate. This is a flavor-rich cultivar for fruit lovers, with broad terpene complexity and no harshness on the throat.
With THC testing at 24%, Blue Monkey Dick offers a potent yet functional high. The initial effects strike the head quickly, lifting mood and boosting clarity, creativity, or conversation. After 30–45 minutes, a calming body buzz sets in — never too heavy, but deeply relaxing. This makes the strain incredibly versatile: excellent for daytime focus in small doses, or as an evening stress reliever in larger amounts. There’s minimal couchlock unless heavily consumed, making it a great all-around hybrid for most users.
Blue Monkey Dick’s balanced profile makes it popular for managing symptoms of stress, mild anxiety, and chronic tension. The uplifting onset supports mental clarity and mood elevation, while the physical effects help with pain, headaches, or post-workout recovery. It’s often used by medical patients looking for relief without the fogginess associated with heavier indicas. Appetite stimulation and sleep support are also commonly reported.
This strain is a grower’s favorite due to its robust, forgiving nature and strong resistance to stress. Whether you’re new to growing or an experienced cultivator, Blue Monkey Dick rewards you with uniform growth and excellent trichome production. It thrives under a stable 18/6 vegetative schedule and flowers reliably under 12/12 lighting. Plants develop a strong central cola with symmetrical side branching, making it well-suited to SCROG or LST techniques.
Indoor flowering finishes in 8 to 10 weeks, with many phenotypes starting heavy trichome development as early as week 4. Trimming is straightforward due to its low leaf-to-bud ratio. Outdoors, it performs best in temperate to warm climates, where it can be harvested in early to mid-October. With good sunlight and space, this strain can stretch moderately and deliver impressive yields.
Growers should maintain flowering temps around 22–26°C with RH around 45% in late bloom. A clean flush in the final 10 days maximizes flavor and ensures a smooth smoke. This strain handles nutrient regimens well but does best with a slightly dialed-in feeding schedule and generous light exposure during mid-flower.
• Myrcene – Adds earthy fruit character and enhances sedative properties
• Limonene – Brightens the aroma with citrus and contributes to mood lift
• Caryophyllene – Offers peppery depth and potential anti-inflammatory benefits
Together, these terpenes shape a rich, tropical-berry flavor and an effect profile that is both uplifting and physically soothing.
Didnt hear much about this strain, but i tried it anyway. Very Nice! the plant had very dense buds and the smoke was amazing.
Monkey Dick Auto from Lighthouse Genetics was a straight banger. Grew short and bushy but packed on fat, sticky buds that smelled like tropical fruit punch with a little skunk on the back end. The high smacked me goofy—happy, giggly, and then fully couch-blasted. Easily one of the loudest strains I’ve run. Total vibe.
Mazar Auto brought that classic Afghan calm, but in a quick and tidy grow. Stayed low, super frosty, and smelled like earth, spice, and warm hash. The high is mellow, grounding, and peaceful—great for pain, sleep, or just tuning out the noise. Zero anxiety. Just pure comfort.
Devil XXL Auto came in hot—grew tall, fast, and thick with chunky red-haired buds that reeked of spice and diesel. Smoked a blunt and didn’t move for two hours. Heavy, heady, and straight-up demonic in the best way. Not for lightweights. Great for after-hours zoning.
Blueberry Lemon Haze Auto was a breeze to grow—medium height, good yield, and finished in under 10 weeks. Buds smelled citrusy with sweet berry notes. The high is energizing and mood-lifting, ideal for daytime focus or creative work. Great balance of flavor and function.
This one tastes like a damn smoothie—lemon zest on the inhale, blueberry on the exhale, and the high is clean and fast. Had me giggling and organizing my kitchen at 10am. Perfect daytime strain if you like your weed sweet and your thoughts moving.
This one’s a winner for daytime growers. Compact plant, easy to manage, and finishes quick. The buds had a sweet citrus-pine aroma and delivered a clear, energetic high—perfect for staying productive without anxiety. No fog, just flow. A favorite in my sativa stash.
Excellent auto for flavor and yield. Finished fast, compact plant structure with dense, sugar-coated buds. Aroma leaned toward baked apples and spice. High was balanced—euphoric up top, relaxing in the body. Good any time of day. Zero harshness. Would grow again.
Apple Fritter Auto was straight-up dessert weed. Sweet apple dough smell, sticky frosty buds, and a smoke so smooth I didn’t see the hit coming. Took one toke and just melted. Cozy body buzz with a mellow head high. Perfect for chill nights and snack attacks.
This one’s pure octane. Chemdog #4 Auto came out loud, sticky, and stanky—straight diesel and citrus funk. One blunt and I was glued to the chair, smiling at the wall. Grew fast, hit hard. Not for the lightweights. Straight-up gas tank vibes.
