Price range: $35.00 through $95.00
Blue Monkey Dick is a balanced hybrid bred by Lighthouse Genetics, combining Blue Dream, Chunky Monkey, and Moby Dick. With dense, sugar-coated buds and a loud fruity-berry aroma, it delivers a potent yet smooth experience loved by cultivators and connoisseurs alike.
Mac it’s Kalo from tick tock it’s been awhile I purchased these seeds from you and they are f****** great I actually cloned them from one seed I had a mother cloned two other plants off of it. I’m a first time grower cloning this plant is super easy started growing them midwinter in a tent put them out in spring they are f****** huge they smell like warm garbage Frosty buzz huge gigantic thick size of my forearm and they still got a month to go these things are going to be epic
Blue Monkey Dick stacked up dense, frosty buds that reeked of berries, bananas, and a little citrus funk. The smoke is smooth and sweet, and the high is balanced—uplifting at first, then heavy enough to chill you out. A strain that tastes as good as it hits.
• Genetics: Blue Dream × Chunky Monkey × Moby Dick
• Type: Balanced Hybrid (Feminized Photoperiod)
• THC: 24%
• CBD: <1%
• Flowering Time: 8–10 weeks
• Yield: Medium to High
• Best For: Indoor, greenhouse, or outdoor grows with consistent light schedules
• Grow Difficulty: Easy – This strain has strong stress resistance and flourishes under most growing conditions.
Bred exclusively by Lighthouse Genetics, Blue Monkey Dick represents a bold and unique blend of elite genetics. Its backbone is Blue Dream, a sativa-dominant legend known for sweet blueberry aromas and balanced cerebral effects. This merges with Chunky Monkey, a heavy-hitting hybrid that brings density, potency, and nutty-fruit undertones. The final parent, Moby Dick, adds explosive growth vigor and high THC content — itself a descendant of Haze and White Widow. The resulting cross is a balanced hybrid that reflects the best traits of all three: intense flavor, vigorous growth, and a powerful, long-lasting high.
Blue Monkey Dick forms dense, chunky buds with minimal internodal spacing and broad calyx development. Trichomes begin frosting the surface by week four and continue stacking, creating a glistening sugar-coated appearance by harvest. The buds typically display deep green hues with violet highlights under cooler temps, contrasted by copper-orange pistils and heavy resin coverage that signals potency.
This strain announces itself loudly in flower — opening with a wave of berry-forward sweetness layered with undertones of citrus peel and ripe tropical fruit. On closer inspection, you’ll catch traces of earthy pine and a subtle creamy backdrop. The nose is unmistakably fruity and pungent, a signature inherited from Blue Dream and enhanced by Moby Dick’s Haze-forward character.
Expect a vibrant flavor profile led by blueberry, berry jam, and ripe banana on the inhale, transitioning to creamy citrus, earthy spice, and a faintly herbal finish on exhale. Vaporization draws out more of the sweet berry-lime character, while combustion leans into a smooth, syrupy funk that leaves a sticky impression on the palate. This is a flavor-rich cultivar for fruit lovers, with broad terpene complexity and no harshness on the throat.
With THC testing at 24%, Blue Monkey Dick offers a potent yet functional high. The initial effects strike the head quickly, lifting mood and boosting clarity, creativity, or conversation. After 30–45 minutes, a calming body buzz sets in — never too heavy, but deeply relaxing. This makes the strain incredibly versatile: excellent for daytime focus in small doses, or as an evening stress reliever in larger amounts. There’s minimal couchlock unless heavily consumed, making it a great all-around hybrid for most users.
Blue Monkey Dick’s balanced profile makes it popular for managing symptoms of stress, mild anxiety, and chronic tension. The uplifting onset supports mental clarity and mood elevation, while the physical effects help with pain, headaches, or post-workout recovery. It’s often used by medical patients looking for relief without the fogginess associated with heavier indicas. Appetite stimulation and sleep support are also commonly reported.
This strain is a grower’s favorite due to its robust, forgiving nature and strong resistance to stress. Whether you’re new to growing or an experienced cultivator, Blue Monkey Dick rewards you with uniform growth and excellent trichome production. It thrives under a stable 18/6 vegetative schedule and flowers reliably under 12/12 lighting. Plants develop a strong central cola with symmetrical side branching, making it well-suited to SCROG or LST techniques.
Indoor flowering finishes in 8 to 10 weeks, with many phenotypes starting heavy trichome development as early as week 4. Trimming is straightforward due to its low leaf-to-bud ratio. Outdoors, it performs best in temperate to warm climates, where it can be harvested in early to mid-October. With good sunlight and space, this strain can stretch moderately and deliver impressive yields.
Growers should maintain flowering temps around 22–26°C with RH around 45% in late bloom. A clean flush in the final 10 days maximizes flavor and ensures a smooth smoke. This strain handles nutrient regimens well but does best with a slightly dialed-in feeding schedule and generous light exposure during mid-flower.
• Myrcene – Adds earthy fruit character and enhances sedative properties
• Limonene – Brightens the aroma with citrus and contributes to mood lift
• Caryophyllene – Offers peppery depth and potential anti-inflammatory benefits
Together, these terpenes shape a rich, tropical-berry flavor and an effect profile that is both uplifting and physically soothing.
Totally impressed. I’m sure the neighbors can smell them. Growing them in a greenhouse and wow. They have reached 6′ and colas that are just massive. Can’t wait to smoke it.
Mac it’s Kalo from tick tock it’s been awhile I purchased these seeds from you and they are f****** great I actually cloned them from one seed I had a mother cloned two other plants off of it. I’m a first time grower cloning this plant is super easy started growing them midwinter in a tent put them out in spring they are f****** huge they smell like warm garbage Frosty buzz huge gigantic thick size of my forearm and they still got a month to go these things are going to be epic
Inside she finished off strong. Big dense colas, super fruity smell and yield was respectable. Smoke is interesting, the high was central to the eyes for some reason. Eyes felt super puffy and I’m sure they looked like piss holes in the snow bank.
Have 2 outsides still rolling will be fun to compare the inside vs outside
Banana Kush fem grew medium height, strong branches, and dense frosty colas. The smell was amazing—sweet banana mixed with earthy kush. Smoke is smooth, tasty, and relaxing, with a mellow but powerful body buzz. Perfect for evenings or stress relief.
This strain is potent. Bubba Kush came out with fat, sticky colas and a strong earthy smell. Smokes smooth but hits hard—instant body melt and heavy eyes. Within 20 minutes I was out cold with snacks on my lap. A knockout classic.
Skywalker fem grew tall and frosty with thick, sticky colas. Aroma was earthy with a touch of pine and spice. The high is deeply relaxing, full-body, and long-lasting—perfect for evenings or knocking out stress. Definitely a solid indica for the stash.
White Rhino grew stocky and strong, just like you’d expect from an indica-dominant strain. The buds were frosty, sticky, and carried a sharp earthy-pine smell. The smoke is heavy, relaxing, and long-lasting—total body melt with a calm, clear mind. Perfect nighttime strain.
Acapulco Gold fem grew tall and strong—classic sativa stretch, long golden colas, and a sweet, earthy aroma with hints of honey and spice. The smoke is smooth, uplifting, and long-lasting. High is clear, energetic, and happy—perfect for daytime or social sessions. A true old-school legend that still shines.
This one had my grow tent reeking halfway through flower. Frosty buds, easy trim, and a flavor that blends fruity skunk with lemon haze spice. The high is a mix of clear, energetic focus and mellow euphoria—hits strong but not overwhelming. Solid hybrid that makes you want to laugh, move, and then chill.
Super Skunk Silver Haze is a wild combo—sweet funky skunk on the nose with that zesty haze kick. Grew tall but manageable, with long, sticky colas that smelled like citrus and musk. The high is uplifting and talkative, with just enough body buzz to keep you grounded. Perfect for daytime hangs or creative sessions.
