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Monkey Dick Autoflower Seeds is a resilient and aromatic strain known for its rich terpene profile and dependable harvests. Ideal for growers seeking quality without compromise.
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• Genetics: Hybrid Lineage
• Type: Balanced Hybrid Auto-flowering
• THC: 18–25%
• CBD: <1%
• Flowering Time: 8–10 weeks
• Yield: Medium to High
• Best For: Indoor, greenhouse, or outdoor climates with moderate humidity
• Grow Difficulty: Challenging – Sensitive to stress and environmental fluctuation during flowering stage.
Monkey Dick Autoflower Seeds inherits its traits from a combination of classic cannabis parents, delivering a robust hybrid with balanced physical and mental effects. The strain’s lineage provides both structure and stability, allowing it to perform well in a variety of growing environments while producing flavorful, potent buds.
This strain often features dense buds with vibrant green hues and rich orange pistils. A thick layer of trichomes gives the flowers a frosted appearance, making them highly appealing to connoisseurs.
Expect a powerful aroma with hints of citrus, pine, and earthy spice. As it matures, the scent becomes more pronounced, often requiring adequate ventilation indoors.
The flavor is layered and satisfying, combining sweet, fruity notes with a slightly herbal or peppery finish. It’s a favorite among those who appreciate complex terpene profiles.
Balanced and enduring, the effects start with a cerebral uplift before melting into a calming body stone. It’s suitable for a variety of occasions—from creative work to winding down.
Users report relief from stress, anxiety, muscle pain, and sleep issues. Its gentle onset and steady high make it suitable for therapeutic use throughout the day or evening.
Monkey Dick Autoflower Seeds grows efficiently indoors or out, with manageable nutrient demands and solid disease resistance. Best results come from moderate feeding, stable temps (20–26°C), and RH around 50% during flower. Growers should allow for light pruning or LST to encourage airflow around buds and prevent mold.
Outdoor grows benefit from early season starts in sunny locations with dry fall weather. Harvest typically falls in early October, with yields increasing when plants receive full-day sun and root space.
Common terpenes include Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Limonene—each contributing to its aroma, flavor, and relaxing effect profile.
I order a 5 pack of Monkey Dick auto flower seeds,They all germinated and grew absolutely great! I was able to get just over 8.5 Oz out of these, The plants could have been bigger but wow the final result was so perfect!
I love this strain, grows easy and produces. cant wait for these Auto’s
Sugar Black Rose was gorgeous to grow—deep green leaves, thick colas, and that sweet floral aroma just kept getting louder. The high is smooth and relaxing—melts your muscles and clears your head. Great nighttime strain, perfect for winding down. Sweet on the nose, soft on the brain.
Jack Herer is a true daytime classic. Grew with strong sativa traits—tall, light green buds, citrusy and herbal aroma. The high is sharp, energizing, and totally clear-headed. Great for creative work or staying social without the paranoia. There’s a reason this strain has history—it earns it.
Cement Shoes is a true end-of-day strain. Grew dense and frosty with that creamy, citrusy funk. The high sinks in slow and deep—heavy body stone, quiet mind, and zero motivation to move. Great for sleep, pain, or just vibing in silence. If you need a reset, this one delivers.
This strain is not for lightweights. Grew like a champ—sticky, dense, and loud as hell. Smells like pine, earth, and a little pepper. Smoked half a joint and suddenly I’m telling my plants I love them. Full-body stone, zero stress, eyes halfway closed. If you’re looking for couch-lock with flavor, this is your boss strain.
Fat Bastard Auto is an absolute beast—short and chunky, with huge resin-packed buds that smell like skunky citrus mixed with sweet earth. One joint and I was done—full-body melt, couch-lock, the whole package. If you want a heavy-hitting auto, this one’s it. Big yield, big flavor, big chill.
Fat Bastard Auto is an absolute beast—short and chunky, with huge resin-packed buds that smell like skunky citrus mixed with sweet earth. One joint and I was done—full-body melt, couch-lock, the whole package. If you want a heavy-hitting auto, this one’s it. Big yield, big flavor, big chill.
Neptune’s Wedding is on a whole different level. Grows chunky, stanky, and coated in crystals like it got hit with space dust. The smell is sweet, creamy, and earthy with a funky twist. High hits smooth and deep—head in the clouds, body locked in orbit. Easily one of the best I’ve grown. Total top-shelf.
Blueberry Kush is straight-up flavor therapy. Grew low and bushy with fat, resinous buds that smelled like sweet berries and fresh earth. Smooth, tasty smoke with a slow-building body high that melted my stress away. Perfect for nighttime chillouts. Tastes as good as it looks.
