Price range: $35.00 through $95.00
Monkey Dick Autoflower Seeds is a resilient and aromatic strain known for its rich terpene profile and dependable harvests. Ideal for growers seeking quality without compromise.
The Monkey dick auto flower was one if not the most trichome heavy strain I’ve grown to date.
Very forgiving plant to grow, so it’s a good starters plant if your just getting Into growing.
Took about 14 weeks from seed to harvest.
Pulled close to 3.5 oz dry weight off the one plant harvest so it’s a nice higher yielding auto flower.
Definitely will grow again. Can not speak on the elevation properties yet as it going to sit and cure for a few months before partaking.
Huge 10/10 to lighthousegenetics
• Genetics: Hybrid Lineage
• Type: Balanced Hybrid Auto-flowering
• THC: 18–25%
• CBD: <1%
• Flowering Time: 8–10 weeks
• Yield: Medium to High
• Best For: Indoor, greenhouse, or outdoor climates with moderate humidity
• Grow Difficulty: Challenging – Sensitive to stress and environmental fluctuation during flowering stage.
Monkey Dick Autoflower Seeds inherits its traits from a combination of classic cannabis parents, delivering a robust hybrid with balanced physical and mental effects. The strain’s lineage provides both structure and stability, allowing it to perform well in a variety of growing environments while producing flavorful, potent buds.
This strain often features dense buds with vibrant green hues and rich orange pistils. A thick layer of trichomes gives the flowers a frosted appearance, making them highly appealing to connoisseurs.
Expect a powerful aroma with hints of citrus, pine, and earthy spice. As it matures, the scent becomes more pronounced, often requiring adequate ventilation indoors.
The flavor is layered and satisfying, combining sweet, fruity notes with a slightly herbal or peppery finish. It’s a favorite among those who appreciate complex terpene profiles.
Balanced and enduring, the effects start with a cerebral uplift before melting into a calming body stone. It’s suitable for a variety of occasions—from creative work to winding down.
Users report relief from stress, anxiety, muscle pain, and sleep issues. Its gentle onset and steady high make it suitable for therapeutic use throughout the day or evening.
Monkey Dick Autoflower Seeds grows efficiently indoors or out, with manageable nutrient demands and solid disease resistance. Best results come from moderate feeding, stable temps (20–26°C), and RH around 50% during flower. Growers should allow for light pruning or LST to encourage airflow around buds and prevent mold.
Outdoor grows benefit from early season starts in sunny locations with dry fall weather. Harvest typically falls in early October, with yields increasing when plants receive full-day sun and root space.
Common terpenes include Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Limonene—each contributing to its aroma, flavor, and relaxing effect profile.
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Mazar Auto grew short, sturdy, and super frosty. The buds smelled earthy and spicy with that old-school hash aroma. The smoke is smooth, heavy, and relaxing—perfect for sleep or unwinding after work. Easy grow, reliable results, no stress.
Blue Monkey Dick stacked up dense, frosty buds that reeked of berries, bananas, and a little citrus funk. The smoke is smooth and sweet, and the high is balanced—uplifting at first, then heavy enough to chill you out. A strain that tastes as good as it hits.
By week 7, this strain reeked so good my friends could smell it from the driveway. Sticky, frosty buds with a funky-sweet flavor. The high hits hard and fast—body melts, brain drifts, and the couch starts looking like the best place on earth. Absolute knockout strain.
Super Skunk Kush fem was easy to grow, stacked up dense buds, and had that deep, funky skunk smell with a kushy earth finish. The smoke is strong—heavy body high, mellow mind, perfect for late evenings or stress relief. Solid all-around indica.
Gelato Auto grew dense, frosty buds with a crazy dessert-like smell—sweet cream, citrus, and a little earthy funk. The smoke is smooth and flavorful, and the high is happy and relaxing without being too heavy. Great for afternoons or winding down after work.
Jack Herer came out tall, frosty, and loud—smelled like lemons and fresh pine the whole way through. The high is electric in the best way—clear, focused, and uplifting. Perfect for mornings, hikes, or getting stuff done. Zero burnout, just pure, happy energy.
Blue Monkey Dick from Lighthouse Genetics is the real deal. Grew thick, frosty buds that smelled like a blueberry smoothie mixed with a little tropical funk. The flavor is unreal—sweet berries, banana, and a creamy citrus twist. The high starts bright and happy, then slides into a chill body buzz that doesn’t knock you out unless you overdo it. Great for any time of day, and the bag appeal is next level.
Blueberry Kush fem grew beautifully—compact structure, heavy buds, and a strong blueberry aroma that got sweeter during cure. Smoke is smooth and flavorful, with a deep body stone that melts away stress. Perfect evening strain. Zero complaints, just pure chill.
This strain is one of the most flavorful strain i have ever grown. The high is on mark and very relaxing.
