Price range: $35.00 through $95.00
Grape Ape Auto-Flower is a resilient and aromatic strain known for its rich terpene profile and dependable harvests. Ideal for growers seeking quality without compromise.
Birthday Cake fem is straight-up dessert weed. Grew thick, resin-packed buds with crazy sweet terps—like cookies and cream rolled in sugar. Honestly, smelled too good to keep in jars. High is nice and relaxing, but not couch-lock unless you overdo it (which I did). Great for winding down, eating snacks, and saying “this is the best weed I’ve ever grown” out loud to no one. If you’ve got a sweet tooth and a lighter, this one’s for you.
Stoked that Grape Ape finally comes in an auto—been waiting on this one. Grew super easy, stayed compact, and still stacked up with chunky buds. The high hits smooth and heavy—relaxing but not couch-lock. Great after-work smoke when you just wanna chill and zone out. Definitely adding this to my regular lineup.
• Genetics: Hybrid Lineage
• Type: Balanced Hybrid Auto-flowering
• THC: 18–25%
• CBD: <1%
• Flowering Time: 8–10 weeks
• Yield: Medium to High
• Best For: Indoor, greenhouse, or outdoor climates with moderate humidity
• Grow Difficulty: Easy – Naturally compact and low-maintenance, suitable for indoor micro-grows.
Grape Ape Auto-Flower inherits its traits from a combination of classic cannabis parents, delivering a robust hybrid with balanced physical and mental effects. The strain’s lineage provides both structure and stability, allowing it to perform well in a variety of growing environments while producing flavorful, potent buds.
This strain often features dense buds with vibrant green hues and rich orange pistils. A thick layer of trichomes gives the flowers a frosted appearance, making them highly appealing to connoisseurs.
Expect a powerful aroma with hints of citrus, pine, and earthy spice. As it matures, the scent becomes more pronounced, often requiring adequate ventilation indoors.
The flavor is layered and satisfying, combining sweet, fruity notes with a slightly herbal or peppery finish. It’s a favorite among those who appreciate complex terpene profiles.
Balanced and enduring, the effects start with a cerebral uplift before melting into a calming body stone. It’s suitable for a variety of occasions—from creative work to winding down.
Users report relief from stress, anxiety, muscle pain, and sleep issues. Its gentle onset and steady high make it suitable for therapeutic use throughout the day or evening.
Grape Ape Auto-Flower grows efficiently indoors or out, with manageable nutrient demands and solid disease resistance. Best results come from moderate feeding, stable temps (20–26°C), and RH around 50% during flower. Growers should allow for light pruning or LST to encourage airflow around buds and prevent mold.
Outdoor grows benefit from early season starts in sunny locations with dry fall weather. Harvest typically falls in early October, with yields increasing when plants receive full-day sun and root space.
Common terpenes include Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Limonene—each contributing to its aroma, flavor, and relaxing effect profile.
Didnt hear much about this strain, but i tried it anyway. Very Nice! the plant had very dense buds and the smoke was amazing.
Monkey Dick Auto from Lighthouse Genetics was a straight banger. Grew short and bushy but packed on fat, sticky buds that smelled like tropical fruit punch with a little skunk on the back end. The high smacked me goofy—happy, giggly, and then fully couch-blasted. Easily one of the loudest strains I’ve run. Total vibe.
Mazar Auto brought that classic Afghan calm, but in a quick and tidy grow. Stayed low, super frosty, and smelled like earth, spice, and warm hash. The high is mellow, grounding, and peaceful—great for pain, sleep, or just tuning out the noise. Zero anxiety. Just pure comfort.
Devil XXL Auto came in hot—grew tall, fast, and thick with chunky red-haired buds that reeked of spice and diesel. Smoked a blunt and didn’t move for two hours. Heavy, heady, and straight-up demonic in the best way. Not for lightweights. Great for after-hours zoning.
Blueberry Lemon Haze Auto was a breeze to grow—medium height, good yield, and finished in under 10 weeks. Buds smelled citrusy with sweet berry notes. The high is energizing and mood-lifting, ideal for daytime focus or creative work. Great balance of flavor and function.
This one tastes like a damn smoothie—lemon zest on the inhale, blueberry on the exhale, and the high is clean and fast. Had me giggling and organizing my kitchen at 10am. Perfect daytime strain if you like your weed sweet and your thoughts moving.
This one’s a winner for daytime growers. Compact plant, easy to manage, and finishes quick. The buds had a sweet citrus-pine aroma and delivered a clear, energetic high—perfect for staying productive without anxiety. No fog, just flow. A favorite in my sativa stash.
Excellent auto for flavor and yield. Finished fast, compact plant structure with dense, sugar-coated buds. Aroma leaned toward baked apples and spice. High was balanced—euphoric up top, relaxing in the body. Good any time of day. Zero harshness. Would grow again.
Apple Fritter Auto was straight-up dessert weed. Sweet apple dough smell, sticky frosty buds, and a smoke so smooth I didn’t see the hit coming. Took one toke and just melted. Cozy body buzz with a mellow head high. Perfect for chill nights and snack attacks.
This one’s pure octane. Chemdog #4 Auto came out loud, sticky, and stanky—straight diesel and citrus funk. One blunt and I was glued to the chair, smiling at the wall. Grew fast, hit hard. Not for the lightweights. Straight-up gas tank vibes.
